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Lou debut the Penis Song when a friend dropped by. About an hour after said friend left.

"Mom, here's my song dedicated to the penis.

Penis. Penis. Penispenispe-eeenis. Vulva. Vulva. Vulvavulvavu-ulva. Crack. Crack. Everybody has a buttcrack."

Penelope - brought her Radio Flyer sit down scooter into the house yesterday. Was looking for scooter today.

"Where my cooter? I ride my cooter, syes?"

June 7

possum

So so jealous. I tried getting people to fund my Led Zeppelin at the O2 Arena November of last year. No one was down with that cause. And here they are again, well half, playing with some scruffy, smelly looking "where the hell did I put my bowl it must be under all these Coors cans and Funyun bags and, oh shit! last night we put a whole egg up K's girlfriend's vagina and she had to go to the ER to get it removed, man we were so fecking wasted, then we rocked out to KISS, passed out and Mom made us breakfast in the morning"* kind of guys.

If only Pat Smear and I would have become BFF in '95 I would have been there!! Pat, if you read this, call me!



*true story.

christmas music

Mom, is this a Christmas song?

ummmmmm

Yeah, yeah it is. He says "Under the mistletoe is where I give my love."


He can be a royal pain but I love that sweet boy.

boychik sez. . .

Dad, can black people sense the future?

No.

Well, R is black and he can sense the future. He says the future is in trouble.

R isn't black.

Then what is he?

A person.

Oh, well, he can still sense the future.

My baby is 2!!

Happy Birthday Penelope! No recent pictures - third child-itis.

She's passed out on the couch wearing a girlie skeleton shirt, sans pants, with pen marks all over her legs. A sleeping angel. If you look closely you can see her horns peeking through her hair. Kinda look like mine. :)